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You spend months building features, fixing bugs, writing documentation that nobody reads, and architecting solutions. Then QA walks in and asks what your purpose is. Your confident answer? "QA my changes." That's it. That's the whole job now.
Turns out you're not a software engineer—you're just a QA ticket generator with delusions of grandeur. The code writes itself at this point; you're just here to feed the testing pipeline and watch your PRs get rejected for missing a semicolon in a comment.
Welcome to the existential crisis where you realize QA has more power over your code's destiny than you ever did.
