The Friday Afternoon Jira Massacre

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The eternal struggle between QA and developers captured in classic art form. QA silently tests everything, hoarding their findings like precious gems, only to unleash a biblical flood of tickets at 4:55 PM on Friday. That special moment when your weekend plans evaporate as 15+ bugs materialize out of thin air, each one apparently more critical than the last. The QA tester's smug expression says it all - they've been planning this ambush all week while you were blissfully coding away, thinking you might actually have a life outside of Jira. It's basically psychological warfare disguised as "proper testing protocol."

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