The Friday Afternoon Jira Massacre

Content 8 digit passwords are not safe enough Users type there password in the address bar and copypaste We ask for 14 characters and block password managers Users type there password in the address bar and copypaste

Content What is the printout of the following code? public class A private boolean x; private int n; public static void main (String args) A a new A () ; System.out.println ("x"a.x); System.out.printin ("n"a.n); ...This code does not compile. A closing brace is missing.

Content How can I create a new file and fill it with 1 Gigabyte worth of random data? I need this to test some software. I would prefer to use dev random or devurandom. share improve this question 8,274 19 0 57 0 75 asked Mar 7'12 at 0:26 17 Open vi with vi -w randomfile and ask someone who's never seen vi to exit the program. ;) - Jun 8 '16 at 3:34

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The ETERNAL DILEMMA of our generation! You've spent 17 hours crafting what you think is a masterpiece of code, and in your desperate need for validation, you ask that fateful question: "Does my code look good?" And what do you get? Senior Dev with years of battle scars and crushed dreams says "No" with the emotional range of a brick wall. Meanwhile, the LLM—that digital yes-man with no actual coding experience—is practically GUSHING with approval! And there you are, caught in the middle, desperately wanting to believe the AI that's never had to debug at 4am while crying into a Red Bull. The betrayal! The DRAMA! Welcome to 2024, where we trust machines that were trained on Stack Overflow more than humans who actually know what they're doing! 💀