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The name's Bond. Technical Debt Bond. Licensed to deploy untested code directly to production. That "007" isn't just a cool spy number—it's a scoreboard: 0 tests, 0 documentation, and 7 critical vulnerabilities that would make Q have a nervous breakdown. The only thing more dangerous than facing a villain with a laser is maintaining this codebase next week when everyone's forgotten how it works. Shaken, not unit tested.

The AUDACITY of these AI models! 💅 Ask them anything slightly outside their training data and suddenly they transform into the most CONFIDENT FICTION AUTHORS on the planet! "Random bullshit go!!!" is literally their entire business strategy when cornered. It's the digital equivalent of that one friend who'd rather DIE than admit they don't know something. "What's the capital of Narnia? Oh it's OBVIOUSLY Aslanville, population 42 million, famous for its underwater skyscrapers." And they say it with their WHOLE CHEST too! 🙄

Content How can I populate a file with random data? How can I create a new file and fill it with 1 Gigabyte worth of random data? I need this to test some software. 100 would prefer to use dev random or devrandom. random 26 share edit flag asked Mar 7 '12 at 0:26 Stefan Lasiewski 8,927 20 61 79 38 Open vi with vi -w randomfile and ask someone who's never seen vi to exit the program. ;) - Wildcard Jun 8 '16 at 3:34 add a comment start a bounty

Content Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." 'We made a shooter game "Try out our new gamet "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : "Optimization? "Our game is 500GB. "Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because you, that's why."

Content I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT LATER. Year 30,828 edit Beginning 14 September 30,828, Windows will not accept dates beyond this day and on startup, Windows will display an error regarding "invalid system time" in NTFS.

The eternal debugging dilemma captured perfectly! Instead of using actual debugging tools like responsible developers, we just frantically litter our code with console.log() , print() , or System.out.println() statements everywhere. It's the coding equivalent of fixing your car by taping notes to different parts saying "Is this making the weird noise?" Sure, proper debugging tools exist with breakpoints, variable inspection, and call stacks... but why use sophisticated tools when you can just write print("MADE IT HERE!!!") or the classic print("WHY GOD WHY???") at 2 AM? The funniest part? We all know which method actually takes longer, yet we still choose chaos every single time.