Tester Or Developer: Two Very Different Relationships

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Tester Or Developer: Two Very Different Relationships

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Developers cuddle their applications with tender loving care, afraid to break them if they move too much. Meanwhile, testers are out here violently yeeting the same code into concrete to see what happens. The relationship difference is clear: developers are helicopter parents who think their precious code is perfect, while testers are that uncle who thinks teaching kids to swim means throwing them into the deep end. Both get paid the same.

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