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Content rProgrammerHumor u500DaysOfSummer 2h i.redd.it Ladies and Gentleman, the award for Developer of tue Year goes to: Elon Musk elonmusk Replying to pmarca A small API change had massive ramifications. The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason. Will ultimately need a complete rewrite. 12:27 PM 06 Mar 23 18.1K Views 4 15.1k 1273 Share rprogramminghorror uEclecticIndividual99 3h i.redd.it Twitter has accidentally blocked its own Web Service from accessing Twitter API. Which means that people trying to access Twitter from their browsers (web) won't be able to do so. https:twitter.com C 5 Incognito (2) "errors": "message": "Your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint, please see https:developer.twitter.comendocstwitter-api for more information", "code": 467111

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While the Alpha and Beta males are locked in their eternal, ridiculous hammer-and-anvil struggle, the TRUE software genius sits back with their documentation, waiting for the stable release. GASP! The audacity of skipping all that early-adopter drama! Why waste precious life force on buggy alpha builds when you can swoop in post-launch with a fully functional product? The rest of us MERE MORTALS are out here beta testing like unpaid interns while Final Release Guy is living in 3023 with actual working code. Simply scandalous!

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OH MY GOD, PAST ME, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 😱 That moment when you excavate your ancient code like some digital archaeologist, expecting a beautiful masterpiece only to discover what can only be described as a crime against humanity written by your younger, more optimistic self. The sheer AUDACITY of past you to write that monstrosity and label it "elegant" is just... *chef's kiss* the ultimate betrayal. You stare at your screen, mouth agape, wondering what hallucinogenic substances you must have been on when you thought THAT was the solution. The duality of programming: thinking you're a genius one day, and calling yourself colorful names the next! 💅

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