Debugging Goes Brrrrr

bugs Onions Metaphor Crying Frustration

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Debugging Goes Brrrrr

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of debugging summed up in one perfect metaphor! 😭 You start with a simple bug, thinking "I'll fix this in 5 minutes" and SUDDENLY you're 17 layers deep in some unholy code abyss, sobbing into your keyboard at 2PM on a Tuesday while your coffee gets cold! The emotional damage is REAL! And just like chopping onions, each layer you peel reveals another reason to question your career choices and possibly your will to live. It's not a bug hunt—it's psychological warfare against your own sanity!

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