Test In Production: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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Test In Production: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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Nothing says confidence like a guy with a Titanic badge testing directly in production. Because why bother with staging environments when you can just roll the dice with real customer data? The irony is just *chef's kiss* - the Titanic wasn't exactly known for its successful deployment. This is basically the "hold my beer" of software development. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this mindset sink more careers than that iceberg sank passengers.

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