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The eternal game show of developer excuses! That smug cat knows exactly what we're all thinking when faced with the dreaded "it doesn't work" complaint. Each answer represents a classic defense mechanism from our collective programming trauma:
A) "Somebody must have changed my code" - The ghost in the machine defense, perfect for teams with sketchy version control.
B) "I haven't touched the code in weeks!" - The temporal alibi, as if code degrades like milk left in the sun.
C) "It worked yesterday" - The quantum uncertainty principle of programming. Schrödinger's bug, if you will.
D) "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The final boss of developer excuses, complete with the universal shrug of technical absolution.
The correct answer? All of the above, simultaneously, while quietly checking if you forgot to push that critical fix.
