Please Don't Make Me Write Unit Tests

Content CtE nDort Expo LiX Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.

Content LEVELS OF HELL: Limbo Lust Gluttony Greed Anger Heresy Violence Fraud Treachery People that create IDEs that don't let you copy the error message

Content T045TBROT 045tbrOt finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes MSUNG 10032018, 01:57 5.467 Retweets 15,3K Likes 17 T045TBROT t045tbrOt 1d F I not C template errors tho

Content 10:34 Thu, 3 Jun 8 .ill 22 E Devices Media Alerting notifications Cuvva 10:32 Test notification I sure hope this doesn't end up as a cautionary tale about testing in production Notification settings Clear

That DEVASTATING moment when you just KNOW in your SOUL that someone's code is held together by prayers, energy drinks, and Stack Overflow copypasta — but it somehow works flawlessly in production! The absolute AUDACITY of code that violates every clean code principle yet runs faster than your meticulously crafted masterpiece. It's giving "chaotic evil genius" energy and I'm simultaneously impressed and offended. The code equivalent of wearing socks with sandals and STILL getting compliments!

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of IT departments thinking I'm going to waste precious seconds of my life clicking on their little "test" phishing emails! 💅 Honey, I've evolved beyond your security theater—I'm not clicking suspicious links because I'm not clicking ANY links! My inbox is basically a digital cemetery where emails go to DIE. Can't fail the security test if you never open your mail in the first place! *hair flip* It's called EFFICIENCY, sweetheart!