Papa Murphys Intern Tests In Prod

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Ah, the classic case of "I thought this was the test environment" syndrome! Some poor developer at Papa Murphy's just learned the hard way that their test notifications went straight to every customer's iPhone. First comes the generic "test push message in iphone" (repeated for good measure), followed by "iOS ranjith push message" - looks like we've identified our culprit! Ranjith is having a very bad day at the office right now. The production database just got a live demo of what happens when you skip the staging environment. Their customers got free entertainment instead of pizza deals!

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