Papa Murphys Intern Tests In Prod

When your entire job is testing one new feature per year at Apple! 😂 The meme shows the legendary "waiting" Pablo Escobar meme format but reimagined for Apple's QA team who supposedly have the cushiest job ever - just chilling around all year waiting for that single new feature to test. Meanwhile at other tech companies, QA engineers are drowning in sprints and backlogs! That's what I call work-life balance taken to the extreme!

Content At this point, I'd like to take a-moment-to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format. PSD - is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an insult to other bad formats, such-as PCX or JPEG. No, -PSD is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks- now, my-hate-for PSD- has- grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns. If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do- both, in different places. It will then make-up- three more ways no sane human-would think of, and do those too. PSD-makes inconsistency an art-form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide that. these particular chunks-should-be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should. not be included in the size? Other chunks in-other places are either unaligned, or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD, of course, uses all three, and-more. Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic.of .your eccentric old-uncle-who-died.in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this-Rube Goldberg of a file format. Earlier, I tried-to-get-a-hold-of-the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them- consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in -blood. I can-only imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely ashamed-of having created- this abomination. I was naturally-not gullible enough-to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch them on a spaceship directly into the sun PSD- is not my favourite file format.

OH. MY. GOD. The audacity of this developer! 💅 When asked how they fixed that nasty bug, they just casually drop "Ostrich algorithm" - which is literally the programming equivalent of shoving your head in the sand and pretending the problem doesn't exist! It's the digital version of putting a piece of tape over your check engine light! The absolute DRAMA of admitting you didn't actually fix anything but just decided the bug was "too rare to care about" is sending me to another dimension. This is peak developer energy - why spend 10 hours fixing something when you can spend 10 seconds ignoring it? *hair flip*

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The one thing AI can do that humans can't: admit they're wrong without having an existential crisis first. After 15 years in tech, I've seen senior devs argue for hours defending broken code rather than just say "oops, my bad." Meanwhile, AI is over here like "You caught me! Let me fix that!" with zero ego damage. Maybe the real singularity isn't when machines get smarter than us, but when they get more emotionally mature.