Not Today, Legacy Code

Technical debt Project management Legacy code Code maintenance Developer excuses Simpsons Regression Broken build Unit tests

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Not Today, Legacy Code

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The moment your boss asks you to revisit that legacy codebase you abandoned six months ago. You swagger in confidently, only to discover your tests are as broken as your promises to "document everything properly next time." Red error messages as far as the eye can see. Time to mysteriously develop a sudden case of food poisoning.

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