Not Today, Legacy Code

The eternal dance of software development in two frames: a developer screaming internally while trying to estimate how long a project will take, juxtaposed with a project manager gleefully promising impossible deadlines to clients. It's like watching someone calculate the precise dimensions of a coffin while their boss is already selling tickets to the resurrection. The developer knows whatever number they give will be arbitrary and wrong, yet the PM has already promised the client they'll deliver a full enterprise system by next Tuesday. And thus begins another project destined to join the 70% that fail or exceed their budgets. But hey, at least the client is temporarily happy!

Content MY MANAGER THANKING ME FOR QUICKLY FIKING HI ME WHO CAUSED A BUG ON PRODUCTION THE BUG IN THE FIRST PLACE

The AUDACITY of tests! First, I'm screaming bloody murder when someone tries to force me to write them. "GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!" because who has time for that nonsense when there's actual code to write?! But then... oh THEN... after I reluctantly take a bite and actually write some tests, my entire universe TRANSFORMS. Suddenly I'm floating in a pink bubble of euphoria, experiencing a spiritual awakening that only well-tested code can provide. "Damn this is good" indeed - the reluctant convert's confession after discovering the religion of test-driven development. The duality of programmer existence captured in four perfect panels!

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Content Vishal VishanvialvI My ex-girlfriend has recently joined the same company as a QA tester, where I am a software developer. Wish me luck, guys!!

Content README a MIT license The Fuck Version v3.32 Tests passing coverage 94 license MIT The Fuck is a magnificent app, inspired by a liamosaur tweet, that corrects errors in previous console commands. Is The Fuck too slow? Try the experimental instant mode! eval (thefuck (fc -In -1 tail -n 1)); fc -R 76x18 - thefuck git:(master) X aptget install vim No command 'aptget' found, did you mean: Command 'apt-get' from package 'apt' (main) ash: command not found: aptget - thefuck git: (master) X fuck apt-get install vim enterctric E: Could not open lock file varlibdpkglock - open (13: Permission denied ) E: Unable to lock the administration directory (varlibdpkg), are you roo - thefuck git: (master) X fuck sudo apt-get install vim enter ctrlc sudo password for nvbn: Reading package lists... 0