Not Today, Legacy Code

Legacy code Technical debt Regression Broken build Code maintenance Developer excuses Simpsons Unit tests Project management

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9 months ago 223,618 views 1 shares

Not Today, Legacy Code

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The moment your boss asks you to revisit that legacy codebase you abandoned six months ago. You swagger in confidently, only to discover your tests are as broken as your promises to "document everything properly next time." Red error messages as far as the eye can see. Time to mysteriously develop a sudden case of food poisoning.

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