Not Today, Legacy Code

The five stages of code review grief, compressed into four panels. First, you're riding high on that dopamine rush when your code actually works. Next, you swagger into the senior dev's office like you've just solved P=NP. Then comes the inevitable soul-crushing "You did it wrong" feedback, followed by the final stage: complete existential collapse as you realize your approach was fundamentally flawed and those 8 hours of work were essentially a very educational waste of time. Classic senior dev move—they don't tell you HOW it's wrong, just that your entire existence as a programmer is questionable.

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of corporate mandated "load testing" turning into a $72,000 AWS bill! 💸💸💸 That moment when your innocent little dev environment accidentally becomes Amazon's secret revenue stream! The cloud giveth and the cloud ABSOLUTELY TAKETH AWAY your entire IT budget in a single month! And that response? PERFECTION. You haven't truly experienced the cloud until you've accidentally funded Jeff Bezos' next space vacation. It's basically a rite of passage at this point! Welcome to the "I accidentally sponsored Amazon's quarterly earnings" club - membership costs exactly one heart attack when you open your AWS console! ✨

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Ah yes, the pinnacle of modern software engineering: "Just dump your entire codebase into an AI and pray." Because nothing says "professional developer" like treating your source code like a desperate college essay you need fixed the night before it's due. Who needs code reviews, debugging skills, or understanding your own code when you can just throw the whole mess at an AI and let it sort through your spaghetti logic? Next up: "Submit your entire database as a tweet and wait for hackers to optimize it for you!"