Dont Even Test

That moment of existential horror when you open up code from six months ago and find your 17-paragraph manifesto explaining a single function. Past you really thought future you would need a dissertation on why you used a for-loop instead of map(). Bonus points if the comment is longer than the actual code and includes phrases like "DO NOT TOUCH THIS OR EVERYTHING WILL EXPLODE" and "I'm so sorry for whoever has to maintain this." Plot twist: it's still you.

Grammar lessons were never this practical in school. This chart perfectly captures the inevitable relationship between developers and production environments - a timeline of chaos told through English tenses. The brutal honesty here is what gets me. "I break prod every Friday" isn't a possibility - it's a simple present fact of life. And that perfect continuous future tense? Chef's kiss. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of knowing you'll have been breaking prod for two hours by the time your boss discovers it. The cat's worried expressions gradually intensifying across the grid is the silent scream of every developer who's ever frantically searched Stack Overflow while production burns.

Content EXCEPTION IN Indentation error. Good luck figuring out where. Here is the exact class and method where things went wrong, followed by the exception it had. And here is how this method was called all the way from the beginning of the thread. As long as you recognize your classes and methods, you should be fine. motio.con

Content Brenan Keller brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicksidhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

Content WHEN YOU ADD TRYCATCH BLOCKS, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ERROR HANDLERS Emergency Phone Not Installed Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location

Content Writing some code And running it Getting multiple compiler errors Running it again to see if it got fix magically Browse the web for a solution Changing editors to see if the error persists Reading the code you wrote again Finding out the error was a typo