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First-try compilation success? That's rarer than finding a unicorn coding in COBOL. The sheer disbelief on Thanos' face perfectly captures that moment when your code compiles without errors on the first attempt. You stare at the message in stunned silence, convinced it must be a glitch in the Matrix. Surely the compiler is playing some cruel joke before unleashing 47 cryptic error messages about missing semicolons and undefined references. And even if it did compile, you know deep down that 16 runtime exceptions are lurking just beneath the surface, waiting to snap half your application into oblivion.

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Classic integer underflow exploit in the wild! The programmer found a loophole in the genie's API by requesting a negative number of wishes, causing the counter to wrap around to 4,294,967,295 - the maximum value of an unsigned 32-bit integer. This is basically SQL injection but for magical beings. The genie clearly forgot to validate his inputs. Should've used TypeScript instead of MagicScript.

Content HTC says keyboard ads were an error. Terminats 1 day ago android (twitter) 92 upvoted ATC twitter https:twitter.comHTCUKstatus886867878594699264 11.2k points 1050 comments 1 Vortico 14216 points 1 day ago Whoops, I accidentally inserted 350 lines of code across some java and xml files and linked a vendor's library and when my hand slipped I accidentally registered API keys and inserted them into the metadata of the program, and when it went to code review and production release, they accidentally accepted it and uploaded it to their distribution server.

Ah, the eternal Tom and Jerry chase, but make it programming . You spend five hours armed with breakpoints and console logs, absolutely convinced you're about to smash that elusive bug with your debugging frying pan. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling there, practically taunting you from a line of code you've skimmed over 37 times. The best part? When you finally catch it, it'll be something ridiculous like a semicolon in JavaScript or an indentation error in Python. And just like Jerry, that bug will somehow make you feel like the fool despite being the one who caused all the chaos.