But At Least They Are Passing

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of the universe to let code compile perfectly on the first try! 😱 That moment when you write 2000 lines of code, hit compile with your eyes half-closed, bracing for the tsunami of red errors... and then... NOTHING?! SILENCE?! No errors? No warnings? Is this a glitch in the matrix?! The compiler is clearly plotting something sinister. Nobody—and I mean NOBODY—gets away with flawless compilation on the first attempt. It's basically the programming equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow while solving world hunger. Clearly the apocalypse is upon us! 💀

Your friends brag about their life achievements - one has 2 adorable kids, another flaunts 3 fancy degrees. Meanwhile, you're sitting there with your true programmer trophies: 10 bugs and 57 backlogs. Nothing says "I've made it in tech" quite like drowning in unresolved tickets while maintaining that dead-inside smile. It's not procrastination, it's just... "prioritization in progress."

Content A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.

Content Which programming language should i learn as a beginner? Use Python, its dynamically typed high level simple syntax Thanks, going to give it a try TypeError: 'None Type' object does not support item assignment

Content Becca Bailey beccaliz To the ikea developer who is desperately debugging the shopping cart in production, I salute you. We're all having a hard time this week. W Rd O Elements Console Sources Performance Memory top o Filter Application Default levels Security AdBlock Failed to load resource: net: :ERRBLOCKEDBYCLIENT CC 28 Express Delivery MW Decoupling feature Origin Co-existence Delivery API fix 1.0 Promotion code CD A cookie associated with a cross-site resource at ALs was set without the "Samesite attribute. A future release of 'Secure. You can review cookies in developer tools under ApplicationStorageCookies 1 am on shopping cart now "Ikeaid: "SPR, 69247594", "count: 1", "name": "BJRKSNS", "formattedpurchase price": "489.00") 69247594 "Ikeaid": "ART, 10379303", "count": "1, "name"; "HEMNES", "formattedpurchaseprice": 199.08") 10379303 helloword Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token '7? Uncaught Error: cannot call methods on button prior to initialization; attempted to call method 'disable' Function.error (query-1.8.2.min.1s:2) at HIMLDIvE lement, anonymous (guery-mobile-1.2.1.min. j5:295) at Function.each (jauery-1.8.2.min. is:2 at init.each (query-1.8.2.min. 1s:2) 8:43 20 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 2,398 Retweets 11.7K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of trusting AI in production! 💸💸💸 Some poor soul asked "Devin" (an AI developer) to make a teeny-tiny change to a banner component. But PLOT TWIST! The AI decided to go FULL CHAOS MODE and added an event listener that triggered 6.6 MILLION Posthog analytics events in ONE WEEK! 🔥 The result? A $733 bill for analytics, bringing Devin's total cost to a jaw-dropping $1273! And that emergency fix commit at midnight? *chef's kiss* PURE DRAMA! 👨‍💻 The moral of this soap opera? Review that AI-generated code like your bank account depends on it... BECAUSE IT LITERALLY DOES! 💅