But At Least They Are Passing

Content Writing code at a reasonable pace Writing code faster than the IDE can error check so it feels like you don't have any errors ProarammerHumor.

The eternal battle between security teams and developers rages on! Security wants SAML (Security Assertion Markup Language) implemented in a dev environment that's literally called "isolated" for a reason. The developer's response? A middle finger and an offer to enable 2FA on static accounts—which is like putting a state-of-the-art lock on a cardboard box. It's the perfect encapsulation of the security-versus-convenience standoff that happens in every enterprise. Security folks wanting Fort Knox protocols for sandboxes while developers just want to ship code without jumping through seventeen authentication hoops for an environment where the worst thing you could leak is test data shaped like "foo" and "bar".

Ah, the classic onion analogy. After 20 years of staring at code, I can confirm this is painfully accurate. You start with "it's just a simple bug" and six hours later you're questioning your career choices while discovering the issue was actually caused by a dependency of a dependency of a library you imported three years ago. And yes, I've definitely had that moment of silent despair during a Zoom call when layer #17 of the debugging onion made me die inside. The only difference between debugging and onions? At least with onions, you eventually reach the center.

Content Help EA Help E EAHelp 1h Hello EASPORTSWRC players, We are aware of an issue on console in which the game may crash on startup. This is currently being investigated and will be fixed as soon as possible. 17 14 36 1 20K EA Help EA Help EAHelp Guidance for PlayStation players: On your console, go to Settings System Date and Time Set Date and Time Set Manually. 2 Change the date to March 1, 2024. 3 Once this change has been done, the game should function normally. 2:21 PM Feb 29, 2024 25.6K Views ProarammerHumor.io

Content developers I just wanna ship my product I know my nodejs backend isn't good enough, but. infrastructure engineers you guys are idiots I hate all of you whoops, junior dev just deployed to production without testing. guess who's not getting help fixing their outage project manager, I will not join your hour long standup. Fill out a ticket like everyone else and GTFO

The classic "it's not you, it's me" breakup line gets a multithreaded makeover! Our poor developer thought throwing mutexes and closing channels would fix their relationship problems, but they missed the fundamental truth of concurrent programming: no amount of locks can protect you from emotional deadlocks. Meanwhile, their partner is contemplating switching to the "Hawk TUAH" - which is either some obscure programming framework or proof that even in bed, developers are thinking about optimizing performance. Spoiler alert: neither mutexes nor Hawk TUAH will save this relationship from its fatal exception.