The Rest Of The Code

The duality of programmer tribalism in its natural habitat! Notice how devs will respectfully kneel in solidarity when someone trashes a language they don't care about. "Oh no! Anyway..." But criticize their precious language? Suddenly they're storming the Capitol of your Twitter thread with tactical keyboards and compiled arguments. "HOW DARE YOU SAY PYTHON IS SLOW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BUILT AN ENTIRE MICROSERVICE THAT RUNS IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES!" The language wars continue, and the only casualties are rational discussions and Stack Overflow comment sections.

Content BE README.rst StackOverflow Importer Do you ever feel like all you're doing is copypasting from Stack Overflow? Let's take it one step further. from stackoverflow import quicksort will go through the search results of python quick sort looking for the largest code block that doesn't syntax error in the highest voted answer from the highest voted question and return it as a module. If that answer doesn't have any valid python code, it checks the next highest voted answer for code blocks. from stackoverflow import quicksort, splitintochunks print(quicksort.sort(1, 3, 2, 5, 4)) 1, 2, 3, 4, 51 print(list(splitintochunks .chunk("very good chunk func"))) 'very ', 'good " func'7 ProdrammeHumor to

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Content Integrated development environment Visual Studio Code remains the preferred IDE across all developers. PyCharm is used more by people learning to code (26 vs 16) while Vim is used more by Professional Developers (24 vs 16). Source: Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2022 All Respondents Professional Developers Learning to Code 71,010 responses Visual Studio Code Visual Studio IntelliJ Notepad Vim 74.48 32.15 27.97 27.71 23.34 Which IDEs did you use regularly over the past year will you be using in the coming year?

Ah, the classic "my code doesn't work but I'll share it anyway" scenario. Some poor soul wrote a C++ program in Notepad (first red flag) with what appears to be a legitimate header and main function, but then decided to include their personal discomfort as debug output. That moment when you're so deep in debugging hell that your physical discomfort makes it into your print statements. We've all been there at 3 AM, except most of us have the good sense to delete those lines before asking for help. Pro tip: If your balls are itching, scratch them before posting your code to Stack Overflow. Your code review and your personal hygiene should remain separate concerns.

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