The Digital Archaeologist's Despair

That moment when your code has been working flawlessly for weeks, then suddenly crashes in production because of a bug so fundamentally stupid that you question your entire career path. Nothing hits quite like realizing your entire codebase is held together by duct tape, wishful thinking, and Stack Overflow answers from 2013. The fetal position is just the natural evolution of debugging posture - first you sit up straight, then you hunch over, and finally you're face-down contemplating a career in organic farming.

Content You prefer stability and simplicity. Keeping your memory segmented and tidy brings meaning to your life. You're probably also old Java You teach computer science and are focused on "applications" You've never written a single line of production code ano vounave vou were propaov an intern You graduated from unpaid intern to full blown junior programmer You now make android anne You work in game development or at Microsoft. You still say OOP is okay in moderation, and you can stop at anytime. (You are critically addicted to classes) Context free grammars? Graons ano Trees Design Patterns? Monads? eues? What are you talking about bro? I just do Data Science! You find C too simple for your own personal tastes. You'd rather debug templates for the rest of your life. Apparently it pavs well too You are also a masochist. People can't stop talking about you. Probably also identify as LGBTQ or a Furry. php You may have been dropped on vour head as a child You're a hyper nerd who was abused by Java and are currenty in your rebenious onase You also can't stop trying to tell people what a monad is CELILWrO A Greetings stranger, welcome to earth! Here we speak english! Did you know verbs sounds better when they go in front of the subject. Of course you didn't know that, because it isn't true. F I'm not sure what motivated you to use the literal oldestianguage in existence con Maybe you just like working on legacy code that predates the formation of the universe.

Oh, the SHEER DESPERATION! Stack Overflow has reached that tragic point in its life where it's literally BEGGING random users to help others! 😱 It's like watching your formerly cool uncle create a dating profile after 20 years of marriage. "We think you would be a great fit" - translation: "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SOMEONE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE DROWN IN A SEA OF 'HOW TO CENTER A DIV' POSTS!" The dating app of programming has resorted to the digital equivalent of standing on the street with a sign: "Will mark as duplicate for food." What's next? Stack Overflow sliding into your DMs at 2am with "u up? got any regex solutions?"

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Content 57 This likely has to do with the issue addressed here: CSS overflow-x: visible; and overflow-: hidden; causing scrollbar issue In short, when using visible for either overflow-x or overflow-y and something other than visible for the other, the visible value is interpreted as auto. Share Edit Follow edited May 23, 2017 at 10:29 Community Bot 1 01 answered Jun 10, 2013 at 9:02 Sprintstar 8.058 06 39 51 48 is this a bug that browser vendors should fix or spec by W3C? Because it's awful... - ProblemsOfSumit Oct 4, 2013 at 10:17 26 2.5 years later and this bug still exists - Daniel Kobe Apr 16, 2016 at 8:06 FF 52 and this still happens. add one more year... - Sebastianb Jul 31, 2017 at 19:22 5 FF 57, here too - fedetibaldo Nov 30, 2017 at 18:10 19 Guess which issue still exists at the end of 2018... facepalm - Vitalii Romaniv Dec 12, 2018 at 9:54 5 This bug is still haunting my projects - ApplePearPerson May 22, 2019 at 14:18 4 Still a bug.... FF72 can't believe they haven't fixed that one yet! - benitek Feb 2, 2020 at 16:05 26 2020 still the same... - Eduard Fedoruk Mar 30, 2020 at 15:31 24 2021 and this hits harder than covid - Sasa Sijak Jan 14, 2021 at 8:55 13 I'm from the future. It's 2045, the issue still exists - Roudy Tarabay Apr 15, 2021 at 10:10 12 2022 just knocked in and the issue still exists.: - Deepak Yadav Dec 31, 2021 at 19:10 2 This is legit unacceptable! - Ben Racicot Sep 19, 2022 at 14:26 5 10 days till 2023 and still: I lost almost a full day trying to figure out why my CSS does not work as expected... - BlaM Dec 21, 2022 at 16:42 BlaM Glad to still be helping, ten years later :) - Sprintstar Dec 22, 2022 at 16:30 2 The cvcle continues. . - Nicholas Aponte May 3, 2023 at 17:15 2 September 2023 and we still have this behavior - Dayron Gallardo Sep 12, 2023 at 15:42 2 I'm from 2024 and we still have it - Jiren Jan 30 at 16:04

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