The Programmer's Secret Weapon

Content When you copypaste the code marked as "solution" on Stack Overflow and it doesn't work (confused unga bunga)

OMG the DRAMA in the design world vs. the absolute CHILL of programmer nation! 💅 Designers are over here having MELTDOWNS over similar ideas like it's the end of civilization, while programmers are just casually confessing grand theft code and nobody bats an eye! The second programmer is basically saying "Bold of you to assume I wrote this myself" because let's be REAL - we're all just copying from Stack Overflow and GitHub like it's a cosmic buffet of free code. The entire software industry is basically a giant game of digital hot potato where nobody knows who baked the original potato! Why reinvent the wheel when someone's already posted a perfectly good wheel on GitHub with an MIT license? *hair flip*

THE ETERNAL TRUTH OF DEVELOPER EXISTENCE! 💀 Normal people debate whether glasses are half full or half empty, but Stack Overflow users? They're too busy marking your desperate plea for help as "a stupid question" and closing it faster than you can say "but I just wanted to center a div!" The sheer AUDACITY of thinking you could ask a simple question without providing your entire life story, computer specs, and a blood sample! How DARE you not search through 47,000 slightly-related questions first?!

Content Asking a question on StackOverflow be like Downvotes That's a stupid question documentation read the Here's what you did wrong, this snippet should help you That one guy who actually read the question You should stop using that framework Me

Content tryt I Sanething that might go wrong catch(e)( var cb-"http:stackoverflow.comsearch?qis1-e.message; window. open(xcb, blank'); The "most productive" exception handling ever bh!j33t

Content me fust asked stupid question on stackoverflow one fully detailed answer kind person