The Programmer's Secret Weapon

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Content websockets Q Search Getting started How-to auides APIreterence Topic guides About websockets Changelog Contributing License For enterprise If you're wondering why things are done in a certain way, the design document provides lots of details about the internals of websockets. Code at Conduct contributions Suations Cryptocurrency users Questions GitHub issues aren't a good medium for handling questions. There are better places to ask questions, for example Stack Overflow. If you want to ask a question anyway, please make sure that: it's a question about websockets and not about asyncio; it isn't answered in the documentation; it wasn't asked already. A good question can be written as a suggestion to improve the documentation. Cryptocurrency users websockets appears to be quite popular for interfacing with Bitcoin or other cryptocurrency trackers. I'm strongly opposed to Bitcoin's carbon footprint. I'm aware of efforts to build proof-of-stake models. I'll care once the total energy consumption of all cryptocurrencies drops to a non-bullshit level. You already negated all of humanity's efforts to develop renewable energy. Please stop heating the planet where my children will have to live. Since websockets is released under an open-source license, you can use it for any purpose you like. However, I won't spend any of my time to help you. I will summarily close issues related to Bitcoin or cryptocurrency in any way.

Ah, the drive-by code critic! Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like barging into a Twitch stream, spending 8 seconds pretending to understand what's happening, and then dropping the classic "this code is garbage" bomb before vanishing into the night. Zero contribution, maximum judgment - it's the equivalent of walking into a restaurant kitchen, sniffing once, and declaring "Gordon Ramsay would hate this" before sprinting out the door. The confidence-to-competence ratio is truly inspirational.