The Perpetual Linux Evangelism Machine

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The Perpetual Linux Evangelism Machine

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The ultimate renewable energy source: Linux evangelism! Someone says "Linux can't do that" and boom—an army of penguin enthusiasts hikes uphill with solar-powered loudspeakers, only to fall through a trapdoor and power a turbine on their way down. It's basically how the entire Stack Overflow ecosystem functions. The best part? They're safely deposited at the bottom, ready to climb again when someone mentions gaming on Windows. The circle of life continues, and free electricity for everyone!

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