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Stack Overflow's Sad Truth

Stack Overflow's Sad Truth
The brutal lifecycle of a Stack Overflow question: First panel: Innocent developer posts a question. Zero votes, zero answers. The crowd watches silently, judging. Second panel: Question gets downvoted to -1. Still zero answers. One brave soul steps forward... only to mark it as a duplicate of some obscure thread from 2011. Third panel: Developer is still stuck at -1 votes, zero answers, but now with bonus emotional damage! Meanwhile, the Stack Overflow elite continue their sacred duty of protecting the site from the horror of *checks notes* people asking questions. Nothing builds character like having your "how do I center a div" question closed as "not focused enough" by someone with a 6-digit reputation score.

The Glass Is Deprecated

The Glass Is Deprecated
The classic "glass half full/empty" philosophy gets the Stack Overflow treatment. While optimists see potential and pessimists focus on what's missing, Stack Overflow users just mark the entire glass as deprecated. That special feeling when your question gets closed because "drinking water is no longer supported" and you're redirected to "Why is water wet?" which was answered in 2011 by someone who no longer exists.

Glass Overflow Error

Glass Overflow Error
The eternal glass debate finally gets the developer treatment! While philosophers argue about half-full or half-empty perspectives, Stack Overflow users just mark your existential hydration queries as "stupid questions" and close them as duplicates. "Have you even tried drinking water before posting this? Clearly this question has been answered in the 'Liquid Containment FAQ' from 2011."

Where Answer

Where Answer
Ah, the eternal Stack Overflow waiting game! You pour your heart and soul into crafting the perfect question, triple-check your code snippets, hit submit, and then... crickets. Just you, refreshing the page every 30 seconds like a monkey waiting for a banana. Meanwhile, your deadline creeps closer, your coffee gets colder, and your will to live diminishes with each passing minute. The only response? Some guy marking it as duplicate of a 2011 thread that has absolutely nothing to do with your problem. Sweet validation that you're not just talking to the void would be nice!