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Malwarebytes Has Entered The Chat

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Security Gamedev

2 months ago 3,713,752 views 0 shares

Malwarebytes Has Entered The Chat

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When antivirus software decides to take "protection" to a whole new level of unhinged. Because clearly, the biggest threat to your computer isn't ransomware or trojans—it's YOU catching a cold and breathing germs all over your precious keyboard.

The gaming industry's obsession with physical releases has apparently inspired Malwarebytes to go full method actor. Why stop at protecting your device when you can protect the HUMAN operating the device? Someone in their marketing department woke up and chose absolute chaos: "Let's send a guy in a giant M suit to follow people around like a deranged mascot bodyguard." Nothing says cybersecurity quite like preventing you from getting the flu at your doctor's office.

And the cherry on top? They'll microwave fish in the offices of companies that leak your data. Not hack them. Not sue them. Just commit the ultimate office war crime. That's not antivirus software—that's psychological warfare with a side of petty revenge, and honestly? Kind of respect it.

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