The Rust Propaganda Agent

Rust developers have achieved what no religion, political movement, or MLM scheme ever could: converting people in public restrooms. The Rust evangelist can't even let you have a peaceful bathroom break without launching into their sermon about memory safety and zero-cost abstractions. You're just trying to mind your own business, and suddenly you're getting lectured about how your Python script is single-handedly melting the polar ice caps.

The funniest part? They're not wrong, but the audacity to start this conversation at a urinal is peak Rust community energy. There's literally a bathroom etiquette rule about not talking to strangers, but apparently that doesn't apply when you're on a mission to save the planet one rewritten codebase at a time. Next thing you know, they'll be sliding Rust documentation under bathroom stalls.