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Programming Rust Git

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Ah yes, the classic GitHub language breakdown that makes absolutely no sense. Assembly taking up 27.6% of the codebase? Either you've built the next NASA space shuttle or you accidentally committed your node_modules folder and it contained some ancient compiler written by dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Rust sitting at a modest 8.9% is just enough to mention in your job interviews that you're "exploring modern systems programming." The 22.4% "Other" is where all the actual work happens – probably Python scripts that do the real heavy lifting while the Assembly code just sits there looking intimidating.

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