The Bell Curve Of Type Declaration Enlightenment

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The Bell Curve Of Type Declaration Enlightenment

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The bell curve of programming intelligence in its natural habitat. On the left, you've got Python devs thinking duck typing is revolutionary. On the right, assembly wizards who've transcended the mortal concept of types. And in the middle? The poor souls who spent four years learning about strict type systems in CS programs, sweating through every variable declaration like it's a religious ritual. The true galaxy brains are the ones who've gone so far in either direction that they circle back to the same conclusion: "Data types don't matter." Horseshoe theory of programming, folks.

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