When You Ask For Input In Different Languages

Programming languages Developer experience Language design Syntax comparison Simplicity User input Boilerplate Code verbosity

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When You Ask For Input In Different Languages

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Python swoops in like a superhero with its magical one-liner a = int(input()) while Java is over there TORTURING DEVELOPERS with its ceremonial three-line ritual just to get a freaking number! Sweet mercy! It's like comparing ordering takeout to performing a full Thanksgiving dinner from scratch. Python's all "here's your input, enjoy!" and Java's like "FIRST YOU MUST IMPORT THE ANCIENT SCROLLS, THEN SUMMON THE SCANNER DEMON, AND FINALLY EXTRACT THE INTEGER FROM THE VOID." No wonder Python developers are smiling while Java devs look like they've seen unspeakable horrors in the abyss of verbosity!

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