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The eternal struggle of the underpaid code monkey, summed up in a dad joke that's so bad it's good. It's a pun on "arrays" (data structures that store multiple values) and "a raise" (that mythical increase in salary your boss keeps promising). The real tragedy? Most of us would actually stay for a new mechanical keyboard and unlimited snacks in the break room. Our standards are embarrassingly low.

The classic gossip-turned-debugging scenario! Girl 1 whispers "I heard he doesn't print " with shock, only for Girl 2 to gasp "He does import logging "! It's that moment when you realize your colleague isn't a barbaric caveperson using print() statements to debug their code, but actually a sophisticated developer using proper logging practices. The programming equivalent of discovering someone uses a fork instead of eating spaghetti with their hands.