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I Don't Need AI In My Fridge

I Don't Need AI In My Fridge
The entire tech industry right now is just a Jenga tower of random components with AI duct-taped to the side. Venture capitalists throwing money at anything with "AI-powered" in the pitch deck while engineers frantically try to keep the whole rickety structure from collapsing. Meanwhile, my toaster now needs a privacy policy and wants to know my location. Progress!

The Fragile Tower Of Modern Infrastructure

The Fragile Tower Of Modern Infrastructure
The entire internet is basically a Jenga tower of dependencies, and that tiny block labeled "Rust" is holding up way more than it should. Remember when we found out a critical piece of OpenSSL was maintained by one sleep-deprived guy? Same energy. The modern tech stack is just a bunch of precarious blocks stacked by people who left the company three years ago, and nobody wants to touch it because "it works." Until it doesn't.

The Real Heroes Of Programming

The Real Heroes Of Programming
Look at us flexing with our fancy Python, JavaScript, and LLM integrations while the entire banking system runs on COBOL written by someone who retired in 1997. The real heroes aren't the bodybuilders showing off their shiny new frameworks—it's the lone programmer carrying decades of legacy code on their shoulders. Nothing says job security quite like being the only person who remembers how to maintain systems that process trillions of dollars daily but can't handle Y2K without duct tape and prayers.

My College Professors Be Like...

My College Professors Be Like...
College professors living in 2010. Rejecting modern frameworks and buzzwords with a dismissive hand, but absolutely glowing at the prospect of making students implement bubble sort for the 47th time. Nothing says "preparing you for the industry" like coding algorithms nobody's written from scratch since the Bush administration.