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Game devs staring longingly at the corporate jets flying by while their equally skilled counterparts cash six-figure checks. Nothing says "passion for the craft" like trading a decent salary for the privilege of implementing 37 different ragdoll physics systems that players will barely notice. But hey, at least you get to put "Created virtual horse testicles that shrink in cold weather" on your resume.

Ah, the classic "fix everything with CSS z-index: 9999" approach. When that UI element just won't stay on top, crank that z-index to astronomical levels instead of fixing the actual stacking context. It's like using duct tape to patch the Titanic. Sure, it works... until someone else adds their element with z-index: 10000 and the arms race begins. The true mark of a desperate frontend dev on a Friday at 4:55 PM.

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