Language Wars Don't Make A Programmer

Content High School School Name City State Did you graduate? College School Name City State Did you graduate? Degree Major In my resume It's also in the resume CA Yes No In my resume Why did u ask for a resume CA Yes No Haha still attending It actually says it in the resume you asked for

Content work for a large corporation that doesn't understand agile and deal with miles of red tape work for startup with a cult of personality CEO

Content Version 1.0.0

Content When someone breaks prod and you complain about it When you find out it was you ngflip.com

Content USING DARK THEMED IDEs USING DARK THEMED OS MAKING DARK THEMED MEMES

When your RGB RAM costs the same as a used car, you know you've entered the PC building dimension where priorities get... interesting. That Corsair Dominator Titanium DDR5 kit will set you back enough to buy a perfectly functional 2004 Volkswagen Golf. Both will get you places, but only one has RGB lighting and marginally better compile times. The real kicker? You'll justify the RAM purchase by saying "but I need it for Docker containers" while that Golf could actually take you to the office. But let's be honest, nobody's choosing reliable transportation over shaving 0.3 seconds off their webpack build time. Priorities are priorities.