Language Wars Don't Make A Programmer

Programming languages Language wars Developer ego Developer stereotypes Cpp Simpsons Language complexity Code elitism

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Language Wars Don't Make A Programmer

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Ah, the language superiority complex. The eternal dev playground argument where everyone's wrong and right simultaneously. Using Python doesn't make you a script kiddie, and wrestling with C++ memory leaks doesn't make you Dennis Ritchie. Real programmers just ship working code and silently judge everyone else while drinking coffee that's been sitting out since yesterday morning.

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