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The regex rebellion is here, and it's about time! Developers have been suffering through arcane incantations like \A(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\z just to validate an email address, when all we really wanted was to check if someone typed something with an @ symbol. The try-catch joke is brilliant because it's painfully true - we've been using error handling as regex therapy. "Let's wrap this eldritch horror in a try-catch and hope the stack trace is less traumatizing than debugging the pattern." And those lazy quantifiers? Nothing lazy about spending 3 hours figuring out why your greedy pattern is consuming the entire document. The real joke is that after all these years, we're still writing regex that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard while holding shift. Next time someone asks you to validate a phone number with regex, just respond with "Hello I would like an\d\sapples? please" and walk away dramatically.

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