The Python Mafia

Sweet summer child starting with Python, living the dream with its easy syntax and friendly error messages! But then comes C with its POINTERS FROM HELL and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices! Nothing says "welcome to the thunderdome" quite like going from Python's cozy blanket fort to C's memory management nightmare where one wrong move and your entire program IMPLODES in spectacular fashion! The psychological damage is IRREVERSIBLE!

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Content Mystical Analyst Mysticalanalyst Dec 8 HTML is so dumb. Create a table tag then a thead tag then tr then th just to make a table header. When i say thead why can't you understand its the header row of the table? Why do i have to tell you the same thing in 3 different ways? webdevelopment HTML body table thead tr thNameth thNumberth tr thead tbody tbody table body 1 17 Mystical Analyst Mysticalanalyst No wonder they don't consider it a programming language because there is no logic. 8:37 AM Dec 8, 2022 I

Behold, the moment when programming evolved from tedious logic to "just ask the AI." This genius decided that calculating 1+2 was beneath their intellectual capabilities, so they summoned OpenAI for this complex arithmetic challenge. Why waste precious brain cells on elementary math when you can burn through API credits instead? The shadowy figure below is clearly the ghost of computer science past, silently judging our descent into algorithmic laziness. Next week: using GPT-4 to determine if water is wet.