The Python Mafia

Content 2 must ported mcaree to python on a maco o import math, random, time Print Th print "Hello, Welcome to McAfee for Python!" 5 scan rawinput ("Would you like me to scan your computer for viruses? ") if scan ! "yes": 8 print "I decided to check anyways" time.sleep (1) else: 10 11 12 13 print "Give me a moment" time.sleep (1) zuccses random. randint (1, 1000) if zuccses 990: print "Somebody bought to get laid off" 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 eLse: userdata rawinput("Sorry, you have a virus! Please input your SSN to continue ") print "You have entered", userdata, "as your ssn" confirm raw input("Press any key to agree to our privacy policy ") we dont have a privacy policy print "Come back within 5 minutes to see wheter or not your computer has been cleaned" finish 2 while finish ! 1: time.sleep (10) finish random. randint (1,4) print print "All Done, you computer has been cleared!"

The transformation your face undergoes after coding in different languages is apparently a scientific fact now. C++ turns you into a sleep-deprived wreck because memory management is basically self-torture. JavaScript makes you look like you've seen things that can't be unseen—probably undefined is not a function at 3 AM. Java gives you that corporate drone glow-up where you're simultaneously dead inside but professionally presentable. And then there's Python... making developers look suspiciously happy, like they actually had time to shower and sleep because they wrote in 10 lines what took others 200. Choose your programming language, choose your mugshot.

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Modern problems require modern solutions. Why spend hours coding when you can just make five AIs fight to the death for your solution? The ultimate AI gladiator arena where ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Grok, and DeepSeek battle it out while you sit back like some tech emperor with your coffee. The real programming skill in 2024 isn't writing code—it's knowing which AI wrote the least garbage code. Efficiency at its finest... or rock-bottom laziness disguised as "leveraging cutting-edge tools." The cherry on top? Calling yourself a psychopath while secretly knowing every developer reading this has either done it or is opening five browser tabs right now.