The Bathroom Evangelism Problem

Content akamaozu Nov '15 My pastor did not allow me to join the python community. He asked me if python is the only programming language in the world or did I voluntarily choose something so demonic. I told him the syntax is very appealing and he got annoyed. He said eve fell for the deceptive nature of a snake and now I'm repeating her failings again. He recommended Javascript because it starts with a J, like Jesus. When I told him it's the only programming language that works in the browser, he told me that it's a sign from God. He has started paying for my lessons to convert languages and I just wanted to come and let those in python's bondage know that there is liberty in Javascript. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

C++ developers writing 1000 lines of memory management and pointer arithmetic just to shave 3 milliseconds off execution time while Python devs accomplish the same task during their coffee break. Sure, your code is 100x faster, but I've been home for 6 hours already.

Content Dev back in 1996 Dev in 2020 JS 1just fit Pokemon Red in 512KB Hemip, my hello world uses 1GB

Content Python be like: Keep your fucking semi colon out of my script!! LIVI

Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

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