The Bathroom Evangelism Problem

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The classic "I'll just roll my own" energy right here. Using random , time , or os modules for random number generation? That's for normies who understand entropy and cryptographic security. Real chads hardcode their RNG by... wait, what? Just picking a number and calling it random? The top panel shows the sensible approach—leveraging well-tested external modules that actually use system entropy, hardware noise, or timing jitter to generate proper random numbers. The bottom panel? That's the developer who thinks return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random. is peak engineering. It's deterministic chaos masquerading as randomness, and honestly, it's the kind of confidence that breaks cryptographic systems and makes security researchers weep into their coffee. Pro tip: If your random number generator doesn't involve at least some external entropy source, you're basically just writing fan fiction about randomness.

First day with Python: "GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!" *frantically googles how to exit vim* Second day: *reluctantly takes a bite* "Hmm, these indentation rules aren't that bad..." Two weeks later: *pupils dilated, surrounded by 47 open Stack Overflow tabs* "Have you heard about our lord and savior list comprehensions? I've rewritten my entire codebase as one-liners!" The transition from hatred to complete obsession happens faster than you can say "import antigravity".

Content People fighting over pycharm vs vim Me who uses the vim plugin for pycharm:

Ah, Russian Roulette: Programmer Edition. Nothing says "I trust my code" like a 1 in 6 chance of nuking your system32 folder. The character Lain (from Serial Experiments Lain) smiling while running code that could delete your entire Windows installation is peak chaotic energy. It's that same energy as pushing to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. "It works on my machine" takes on a whole new meaning when your machine might not work tomorrow. The Monster energy drink in the corner is the cherry on top - because you'll need that caffeine when you're rebuilding your OS at 3 AM.

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