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The punchline works on two levels of programming dad jokes. Python programmers "can't C#" (can't see sharp) because they need glasses, but also because they code in Python instead of C#. It's the programming equivalent of that joke your uncle tells at every family gathering – ancient, predictable, yet somehow still gets a reluctant chuckle from the room. Just like documentation from 2008 that somehow still works.

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Content Instead of letting your job dictate how you write code, choose your job based on your favorite case type. snakecase kebab-case PascalCase camelCase MACRO CASE Train-Case Backend Data Science DevOps Frontend Mobile Databases HTML

Content WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE SAYING A WIDELY USED LANGUAGE IS GARBAGE JUST ASSUME THEY AREN'T REAL SOFTWARE ENGINEERS OR ARE JUST BAD AT THEIR JOBS imgfig con

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