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When you inherit from both parents but implement the interface as a Python class. The onesie is basically a programmer's birth certificate written in code. Love how the live() method is just an infinite loop of sleeping, yielding to Bardak (probably a parenting framework for diaper changes), and calling be_awesome() . The implementation of be_awesome() ? Just pass . Already awesome by default—no logic needed. That's some solid object-oriented parenting right there. The imports are chef's kiss: import ibtiSam as mom and import boaz as dad . Aliasing your parents like they're npm packages. The class constructor takes both parents' genes as parameters—multiple inheritance done right. And that __init__ printing "hello world!" is probably the most accurate representation of birth ever coded. Baby's first deployment was clearly a success. No exceptions raised, all tests passing, and already in production with that "Welcome home" comment. 10/10 would instantiate again.

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The great divide of coding culture in one perfect image. At the top, we have the polished, well-rested library users - looking like they actually shower and maintain healthy relationships. Meanwhile, down below lurk the library creators - sleep-deprived monsters surviving purely on caffeine and spite, with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's debugged pointer arithmetic at 4 AM for the fifth night in a row. It's the coding ecosystem's dirty secret: we're all standing on the shoulders of giants who haven't slept in three years. Next time you casually import a package, pour one out for the energy-drink-fueled gremlin who made it possible.

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually wrote a function that loops through EVERY NUMBER from 0 to x just to check if a number is even or odd?! 💀 Instead of using the BASIC MODULO OPERATOR that exists in LITERALLY EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, this psychopath decided "you know what would be fun? Let's make the computer count to potentially INFINITY and then return True if i equals 1 or 2!" The absolute AUDACITY to write if i == 1: return True for even numbers and if i == 2: return True for odd numbers has me SCREAMING into my mechanical keyboard! This is what happens when you code at 4am after your fifth energy drink!