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AI Bros Getting Blue In The Face
AI Programming
11 days ago 238.3K views 0 shares
AI Bros Getting Blue In The Face
The eternal struggle of AI evangelists trying to convince literally anyone that their jobs will vanish tomorrow while everyone just wants them to shut up already. You know the type—they've memorized every Sam Altman tweet and can't stop yapping about how GPT-7 will replace all developers by next Tuesday. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just nodding politely while thinking "yeah cool story bro, but I still need to debug this legacy PHP codebase and no LLM is touching that cursed mess." The metrics they cite are about as reliable as a blockchain startup's whitepaper, and somehow AGI is always exactly 6-12 months away. Funny how that timeline never changes. The "sure grandma let's get you to bed" energy is *chef's kiss*. We've all been there—stuck listening to someone's unhinged tech prophecy while internally calculating the fastest escape route.

Just Use Linux Bro
Linux Windows Programming
8 months ago 199.5K views 0 shares
Just Use Linux Bro
Linux evangelists exist in a perpetual state of rainbow-hands enthusiasm, completely oblivious to the fact that suggesting "just use Linux" is like telling someone with a paper cut to perform their own open-heart surgery. The meme perfectly captures that special breed of tech zealot who genuinely believes switching operating systems will magically solve all your problems—as if reformatting your drive and learning an entirely new ecosystem is a casual weekend activity. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to print a document without having to compile our own printer drivers from source.

Window Seat To Hell: Flight Edition
Linux Programming
9 months ago 234.3K views 0 shares
Window Seat To Hell: Flight Edition
The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."

The Bathroom Evangelism Problem
Python Programming
10 months ago 162.4K views 0 shares
The Bathroom Evangelism Problem
The unspoken rule of men's room etiquette is apparently nothing compared to a Python evangelist's urge to convert you. Ten years in the industry and I've never met a Python dev who can resist the opportunity to corner someone at a urinal and preach about their language of choice. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want to pee in peace without hearing about how "it's so readable" and "look how few lines of code you need." Trust me, the only whitespace I'm concerned about in this moment is the one between me and the next urinal.