Tech evangelists Memes

Linux evangelists exist in a perpetual state of rainbow-hands enthusiasm, completely oblivious to the fact that suggesting "just use Linux" is like telling someone with a paper cut to perform their own open-heart surgery. The meme perfectly captures that special breed of tech zealot who genuinely believes switching operating systems will magically solve all your problems—as if reformatting your drive and learning an entirely new ecosystem is a casual weekend activity. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to print a document without having to compile our own printer drivers from source.

The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."