Star-Crossed Syntax Lovers

Ah, the classic developer paradox! Spend 5 minutes doing a mundane task? Absolutely not. Spend 30 minutes automating that same task? *finger guns* Sign me up! Every programmer knows that sweet dopamine hit from creating a script that saves you approximately 0.03 seconds per year. It's not about efficiency—it's about the principle of never doing manually what could be automated with 6x the effort. The math never checks out, but we'll defend our automation decisions to the death. Future me will thank present me... probably... maybe... if I remember where I saved the script.

Ah, the classic "change my mind" meme with a spicy Python take! This guy's just sitting there, coffee in hand, ready to defend the hill he's chosen to die on: "Python is a C framework." Technically, he's not wrong—CPython (the standard Python implementation) is written in C, and Python runs on a C-based interpreter. It's like calling a Ferrari "just a fancy go-kart with extra steps." Sure, you're not entirely incorrect, but good luck getting invited to the next Python meetup! This is the kind of statement that would make Guido van Rossum choke on his coffee while a thousand Stack Overflow moderators prepare their "Closed as not constructive" stamps.

Content I bet he's thinking about other women. Why can't the IDE put semicolons for me?

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Content cool feature Using python to implement this. 1 am using super fast language to implement this. Python can't even handle amount of request six month later earning bankrupt not yet implemented

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