The Great Language Trade-Off

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The GitHub mascot (Octocat) has gone full UwU mode with a trans flag, demanding age verification before you can view Rust code! The button choices are pure gold: "I'm 18+ (show me the trans code)" or "I'm under 18 (take me to Python)" - implying Rust is somehow the "adult" language while Python is for kids. The repository name "fursona-machine-rs" with "tail-call-optimization" is the chef's kiss of programming innuendo. Systems programming apparently requires parental guidance now!

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Drawing a circle in Pygame using pygame.draw.circle() is straightforward enough. But somehow, you'll end up with a hexagon. Then you'll fiddle with anti-aliasing, wonder if you need gfxdraw, question your coordinate system, adjust the radius by 0.5 pixels, and still get a hexagon. Eventually you just accept that circles are a social construct and ship it. The players won't notice if you call it "stylized art direction."

Content Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble" "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew . Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half- caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht l'm keeping those