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The Plus Operator Identity Crisis

Csharp C++ Programming Python Debugging

2 days ago 95.8K views 0 shares

The Plus Operator Identity Crisis

The language wars are getting brutal! C# thinks adding a number to a string makes "a1" because it's doing string concatenation. Python's like "that's not valid syntax, you fool!" Meanwhile, C is just sitting there with its empty string result because it's adding the ASCII value of 'a' (97) to 1, getting 98 (which is 'b'), but then comparing it to an empty string, which is... definitely not what anyone wanted. This is why we can't have nice things in cross-language teams.

Star-Crossed Syntax Lovers

Python Programming

28 days ago 91.0K views 0 shares

Star-Crossed Syntax Lovers

THE TRAGEDY! She wants to be the : in his code, but he codes in Python where indentation rules and colons break hearts! In any other language, they could've had their semicolon love story, but Python said NOT TODAY, SWEETHEART! Her dreams of being an essential syntax character CRUSHED by whitespace significance. A romance DOOMED by language choice! The ultimate star-crossed lovers of programming syntax!

Java Is Not Javascript

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1 month ago 82.3K views 0 shares

Java Is Not Javascript

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of non-technical people assuming Java and JavaScript are related! 💅 Honey, that's like saying a car and carpet are the same because they both start with "car"! The mental gymnastics required to explain for the 5,000th time that knowing one doesn't magically grant you knowledge of the other is EXHAUSTING! They're completely different languages with different purposes - Java's all "compile once, run anywhere" while JavaScript's like "let's make this button do a little dance when you hover over it, teehee!" And yet here we are, STILL having this conversation in 2023! The trauma! The drama! I literally can't even!