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Content A guy enters a shop. The clerk ask him, "good morning Sir. How can I help you? What is your wish?" The guy replies with a strange pronuncation: "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow", and moves his hands as to describe some box. The clerk did not understand and asks: "Excuse me sir?" The guy repeats his words and hand movements: "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow" The clerk has no clue what to do and gets his boss. The boss shows up, greets the customer, and the customer goes again, "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow". Boss and clerk are helpless, they bring in the trainee. The trainee also gets the show of the customer, runs into the store, hands something to the customer. The customer pays some amount, picks his goods and disappears with it. "And what did you bring him?" boss and clerk ask the trainee. Trainee replies with the same hand movement of the customer: "Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow" Bottom line: This is a practical "object oriented approach": Object-Oriented Programming and Java 2 Springer Uhee. Uhuh. Uhow. made with mematio

Oh, the classic language rivalry strikes again! This pun works on multiple levels - Python devs "can't C" because they're coding in Python instead of C, and they supposedly need glasses because Python's clean syntax doesn't require squinting at all those curly braces, semicolons, and pointer arithmetic that C programmers have burned into their retinas after decades of eye strain. It's the programming equivalent of saying "What's a turn signal?" to a BMW driver. The smug expression in the bottom panel really sells it - that's the face of someone who thinks whitespace indentation is a personality trait.

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Content Jake VanderPlas jakevdp Fun fact: in Python 3, o is a valid identifier. Use this power wisely.. 11: 8 0 "hmm. print (oo) hmm.. Proarammer-umor

Content tatum 50FirstTates asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life 4:07 PM Oct 8, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 45.7K Retweets 1,081 Quote Tweets 414.3K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io