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The first boss battle in programming isn't writing code—it's getting your development environment to work. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing despair of spending 4 hours trying to install dependencies only to be greeted with ModuleNotFound errors. You haven't even written a single line of actual code yet, but somehow you're already debugging cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The tears are completely justified when your Saturday night plans transform from "build a cool app" to "desperately copy-pasting error messages into Stack Overflow until 3AM."

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The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

Writing 1,000 lines of C++ to save 0.4 seconds compared to 10 lines of Python. That's like building a nuclear reactor to toast bread. Sure, your program runs faster, but you spent three weeks debugging memory leaks while the Python dev went home at 5pm. But hey, those microseconds really matter when you're waiting for the coffee machine anyway.

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