The Digital Hostage Situation

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The AUDACITY of the Python interpreter suggesting I use exit() or Ctrl-D when I just want to ESCAPE! 💅 It's like asking permission to leave a party you never wanted to attend in the first place! The passive-aggressive "Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit" is LITERALLY the digital equivalent of your friend whispering "Can you use the bathroom?" when you're desperately trying to flee a terrible date. HONEY, I typed 'exit' because I wanted OUT five minutes ago, not because I wanted relationship advice from my terminal! Just let me LEAVE already!

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