Python's Import Tariff Crisis

Looks like international trade negotiations have reached the codebase. The joke hinges on Python's infamous import statement that pulls in external libraries—something Python devs do religiously. Meanwhile, world leaders are debating actual trade tariffs, completely unaware they're about to start a language war bigger than tabs vs spaces.

Ten years of building software and I've never seen a Python project that doesn't import half the PyPI registry. Those dependency trees make the global supply chain look straightforward by comparison.