Introductory Python: The Most Literal Programming Course

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf - wheres the function fml - for my loop idfe indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl . right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Oh, the ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of programming languages! 💀 C makes you hate Object-Oriented Programming because WHO NEEDS ORGANIZATION when you can have pure CHAOS?! Python's performance is slower than my grandmother's dial-up internet! Java's memory management is like having a roommate who keeps buying furniture but NEVER THROWS ANYTHING AWAY! C++ will literally SHOOT YOUR LEG OFF with pointer errors and memory leaks! And CSS? Can't even finish the word "CONSISTENCY" because IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! The audacity of these languages to make us suffer while we pretend to be professional developers! 😭

The ultimate nightmare for data scientists just dropped! Imagine trying to pip install your favorite packages and getting hit with a "Trade War Exception: Additional 25% CPU usage required." NumPy gets special treatment with an extra 10% because apparently array operations are a national security threat. Next thing you know, we'll need to smuggle TensorFlow modules across the border in USB sticks labeled "definitely not machine learning." The irony of putting tariffs on Python imports when they're literally free and open source is just *chef's kiss* peak software geopolitics.

Content Me Yelling at Computer: Why won't this work? It isn't that hard! The computer, doing what its told: The IDE that thought the unused variable was more important: The backend dev wondering why O am hard- coding ISON Objects: The missing semicolon: I'm about to end this man's whole career Users who made their own operating systems and StackOverflow users who dont postanswers: Signature look of superiority. former Pathetic. The compiler after hearing me say I will quit programming if this doesn't work: Doubt Made with GIMP

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The eternal screaming void of nested conditionals. Every developer has stared into the abyss of a codebase with so many else if statements that you need archaeological tools to find where it all began. That moment when you inherit legacy code with 17 levels of if-else chains and zero comments. The horrified faces perfectly capture the existential dread of realizing you'll need to refactor this monstrosity before you can add your "simple feature." Pro tip: If your conditional logic needs its own zip code, maybe it's time for a switch statement or a strategy pattern. Your future self will thank you instead of screaming into the void.