Import Memes

The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.

The true essence of senior development: solving complex problems by finding someone else who already solved them. Two lines of code that magically do everything? That's not wizardry—that's just knowing which library to import from Stack Overflow. The best code is the code you didn't have to write. After 10 years in the trenches, I've learned that efficiency isn't about typing speed—it's about knowing exactly what to copy/paste. This is the way.

Why spend hours implementing a Least Recently Used cache algorithm when someone else already did the hard work? Modern problems require modern solutions - specifically, the import statement. The face says it all: "You want me to reinvent the wheel? In this economy?" Nothing captures the essence of professional development quite like knowing when to code and when to leverage existing libraries. Work smarter, not harder... unless it's an interview, then pretend you'd totally write it from scratch at work.