Romantic Relationship Terminated By Exception

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Romantic Relationship Terminated By Exception

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Nothing ends a potential romance faster than saying "Java is better than Python." That's not a programming preference—that's a relationship dealbreaker. The Python vs Java debate has ruined more potential connections than bad WiFi at a developer conference. At least buy them coffee first before dropping such controversial opinions.

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