Huge Fan Of Pure Chaos

When Rockstar announced GTA 6 after what felt like a geological epoch, everyone wondered what the devs were doing all this time. Turns out they've been stuck on line 1 of main.py, meticulously crafting the perfect "Hello World" statement. At this rate, we'll get the full game sometime around when Python 47 releases. The juxtaposition of the most anticipated AAA game in history with literally the first line of code any beginner writes is *chef's kiss*. It's like saying NASA spent 10 years calculating 2+2. The developers are probably too busy optimizing that print statement to O(1) complexity and writing unit tests for it.

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

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When your senior dev asks about your multithreading implementation and you proudly show them your 8 separate Python instances running in parallel. The Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) is silently judging you in the background while you circumvent proper concurrency with brute force. Hey, if it's stupid but it works... it's still stupid, but at least it's running!

That feeling when you spend an entire month just to print "Hello World" in Python. The dramatic buildup, the tears of joy, the emotional declaration that it wasn't luck but skill... all for what's literally the first example in any programming tutorial. Ten years into my career and I still remember celebrating like I'd cured cancer after centering a div. We're all just pretending we know what we're doing.

The meme starts all noble with "STOP making fun of different programming languages" and then proceeds to give each language a compliment... except JavaScript. Poor JavaScript just sits there, nameless and attributeless, like that one kid nobody picked for dodgeball. The irony is delicious - in a post preaching language tolerance, JavaScript gets the digital equivalent of "...and you're also here I guess." Clearly whoever made this meme has spent one too many nights debugging callback hell and now has trust issues.