OMG, the programming apocalypse is HERE! 😱 Someone took Python, threw it in a blender with TikTok slang, Gen Z humor, and random nonsense, and THIS MONSTROSITY was born! We've got "glaze" instead of import, "ahh" as some kind of assignment operator, and my personal favorite - "just put the fries in the bag bro" as actual code syntax! I'm DYING! 💀 The "only in ohio:" conditional statement is sending me to another dimension. This is what happens when AI tries to learn coding from Twitter and Twitch chat simultaneously. Future job interviews be like: "Are you proficient in duke_dennis and baby_gronk syntax?" HELP!