Gotta List 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

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Gotta List 'Em All: The LinkedIn Pokédex

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The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. "Purr" and "ditto" sitting there among TensorFlow and Kubernetes is peak resume padding genius.

The real interview starts when you ask recruiters to identify which tech stack items are actually Pokémon names. Spoiler: at least three are. And honestly, with the way new JavaScript libraries pop up daily, who could even tell the difference anymore?

Bonus points if you can spot "hadoop" listed twice. Resume padding so aggressive it needed backup.

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