Epstein Sort: Where Inconvenient Values Don't Kill Themselves

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Epstein Sort: Where Inconvenient Values Don't Kill Themselves

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This algorithm doesn't kill itself—it just makes inconvenient values disappear! The code starts with good intentions, but any element smaller than the current minimum gets mysteriously "[REDACTED]" instead of being properly sorted. Just like certain prison surveillance footage, some data points never make it to the final array. The comment at the bottom is even missing the return statement... because dead code tells no tales.

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