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Epstein Sort: Where Inconvenient Values Don't Kill Themselves

Python Algorithms Programming

20 days ago 152.3K views 0 shares

Epstein Sort: Where Inconvenient Values Don't Kill Themselves

This algorithm doesn't kill itself—it just makes inconvenient values disappear! The code starts with good intentions, but any element smaller than the current minimum gets mysteriously "[REDACTED]" instead of being properly sorted. Just like certain prison surveillance footage, some data points never make it to the final array. The comment at the bottom is even missing the return statement... because dead code tells no tales.

Have You Tried Turning It Off [REDACTED]?

Security Networking Programming Debugging

3 months ago 163.0K views 0 shares

Have You Tried Turning It Off [REDACTED]?

The cybersecurity version of tech support's favorite question! While normal IT folks ask if you've tried turning it off and on again, security professionals have to redact that advice because... well, turning things off might actually be a valid security measure. Nothing fixes vulnerabilities quite like complete isolation from the network! The guy's RTFM shirt is just the cherry on top – because in security, nobody ever reads the manual until after the breach has happened. Classic "I told you so" fashion.