Do Not Write Code Without Coffee

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Do Not Write Code Without Coffee

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Someone clearly wrote this code before their morning coffee! The docstring says it "clothes the connection" instead of "closes the connection" - a classic caffeine-deficient typo that somehow made it through code review. Meanwhile, the function is actually doing what it's supposed to: checking if the socket exists before closing it. The contrast between the typo and the correct implementation is peak programmer brain operating on low power mode.

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