Not my job Memes

The classic non-technical support request that haunts every developer's family gatherings. Just because you can debug a race condition in a multithreaded application doesn't mean you have the slightest clue why the printer is demanding a blood sacrifice before it prints page 2 of 47. Sure, you could probably figure it out—you're technically capable of Googling "printer won't print" just like anyone else—but that's not the point. Your expertise is in writing elegant code, not wrestling with hardware that's been plotting against humanity since the 1980s. Printers operate on dark magic and spite, which is unfortunately outside most developers' tech stack. The real kicker? People assume "works with computers" = "can fix literally any electronic device." By that logic, a heart surgeon should be able to fix your sprained ankle, but here we are.