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Content Ben Hamner benhamner Programming: 10 writing code. 90 figuring out why it doesn't work Analyzing data and ML: 1 writing code. 9 figuring out why code doesn't work. 90 figuring out what's wrong with the data 10:58 AM Oct 9, 2020 from San Francisco, CA Twitter for iPhone 163 Quote Tweets 8,472 Likes 1,718 Retweets

Remember when we'd hunt for game cracks to bypass those pesky CD checks? This genius is applying that same energy to literal fighter jets ! 😂 The F-35 apparently needs regular license verification like it's some overpriced Adobe software, and this person's solution is straight from the 2000s piracy playbook. Just search "F-35 NO-CD crack" and boom—military-grade DRM bypassed! Next thing you know they'll be downloading more RAM for the Pentagon's computers. Piracy... uh... finds a way. 🏴‍☠️

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