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The classic developer trinity: military-grade hardware, supersonic internet, and coding skills that barely keep you afloat. Nothing quite captures the existential crisis of modern programming like having a NASA-worthy setup only to Google "how to center a div" for the 47th time. Your battlestation might be ready for cyberwar, but your brain is still paddling around in a leaky canoe named "Stack Overflow Dependency."

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