From Ambition To Insecurity: The Startup Speedrun

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From Ambition To Insecurity: The Startup Speedrun

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The lifecycle of a "revolutionary startup idea" in Discord: from cold DM to complete meltdown in under 3 hours. Our hero Warm-Juggernaut8340 demonstrates the classic startup founder progression: blind ambition → claiming to be an engineer → insulting potential collaborators → calling them children. Meanwhile, True-Strike7696 just sits back and watches the entrepreneurial spirit implode with the patience of someone who's seen this movie before. The perfect psychological breakdown in five messages or less.

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