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When data scientists discover Python and R, they look at their old statistical software tools like they're finding flip phones in a drawer. Excel, STATA, SPSS, SAS, EViews, and Minitab—once the pride of statistics departments everywhere—now just expensive relics taking up memory and sanity. The real joke is that universities still charge students thousands to learn these dinosaurs while industry moved on years ago. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like paying $8000 for a STATA license when pandas is right there, free, and won't make you want to throw your laptop into traffic.

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Ah, the classic tale of parental choices having unexpected consequences. Mom's casual Tylenol consumption during pregnancy somehow transformed junior into a multi-monitor code warrior. Turns out those headache pills were actually coding bootcamp vouchers in disguise! The real pain reliever would've been learning that six monitors and a lifetime of debugging other people's spaghetti code was the side effect they forgot to list on the bottle. Should've read the fine print: "May cause offspring to develop unhealthy relationships with semicolons and an expensive monitor habit."