Brain Becoming Obsolete

Garbage in, garbage out has never been more relevant. GitHub's Copilot learned from millions of repos, including your spaghetti code with 27 nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and 'finalForRealThisTime'. Now AI is suggesting the same atrocities back to you. It's karma in digital form - the technical debt you've been accumulating for years is finally sending you an invoice.

BEHOLD! The most spectacular corporate announcement in the history of Stack Overflow! Meta proudly announces their "exciting partnership" with OpenAI and the community responds with... *dramatic pause*... a CRUSHING -461 votes! 💀 Nothing says "we're thrilled about this collaboration" quite like hundreds of developers collectively hitting that downvote button with the fury of a thousand crashed servers. The corporate-speak about "socially responsible AI" and "revenue streams" clearly resonated with everyone! And by "resonated," I mean triggered a downvote avalanche that could bury a small village. The true masterpiece? That little "-461" quietly sitting there like the world's most passive-aggressive code review. Stack Overflow users have spoken, and they've spoken in the universal language of "absolutely not." Chef's kiss! 🤌

JavaScript: the caffeinated workhorse pouring itself into literally everything these days. Remember when we thought it was just for making annoying popup alerts? Now it's feeding the entire tech ecosystem like some kind of mandatory office coffee machine. Frontend, backend, mobile, desktop, and even ML engineers are all drinking from the same pot whether they want to or not. The ultimate "write once, run everywhere" language finally happened, and it's the one we used to make fun of. The universe has a sick sense of humor.

The Reddit algorithm has commitment issues worse than those wedding day deserters. You're scrolling through a thread about people abandoning their partners at the altar, and BAM—suddenly you're being pitched a GitHub issue processor for AI coding that costs less than a gumball. It's like the algorithm saw a thread about relationship abandonment and thought, "You know what this person needs? Some cheap API calls!" The digital equivalent of responding to someone's breakup story with "That's rough buddy, wanna see my new keyboard shortcuts?"

Oh snap, it's the AI Trolling Olympics on Reddit! 🏆 Everyone's playing the same game: asking AI models forbidden questions just to watch them squirm. First round: historical events they can't discuss. Second round: the classic "what model are you?" identity crisis. Meanwhile, the poor AI is just sitting there like Squidward, sarcastically thinking "wow, you're the first person EVER to try this trick." The digital equivalent of poking a zoo animal with a stick and giggling when it reacts. Pure chaotic energy from the internet playground! 😂

Look at this good boy pretending to be a "programmer" by wearing glasses and sitting in front of chemistry equipment. The modern equivalent of putting on a stethoscope and claiming you're a doctor. Prompt engineering isn't programming, Karen. Asking ChatGPT to build you a website is like asking a golden retriever to perform surgery—sure, they're enthusiastic about helping, but someone else is definitely cleaning up that mess later. The real irony? The dog probably has a better chance of writing functional code than someone whose entire tech stack is "Hey ChatGPT, fix this thing I broke."