Brain Becoming Obsolete

The eternal battle between AI evangelists and Unix veterans continues. One side thinks neural networks are magical solutions to everything, while the other knows that most problems can be solved by turning it off and on again. The real intelligence was the force-quit shortcuts we learned along the way.

Introducing the revolutionary "Grok 4" – where version control is just a suggestion and your entire codebase fits in a single text file! 🔥 Just imagine the sheer efficiency of debugging 10,000 lines of code by scrolling frantically through a single document. Who needs Git when you can just attach your entire life's work as "all_code.txt" and pray nothing gets corrupted? The best part? You can "implement features in 5 seconds" – which is exactly how long it'll take before your colleagues start plotting your mysterious disappearance. Modern problems require ancient solutions!

Oh how the mighty have fallen! 💀 Remember when companies expected you to master 17 different technologies, frameworks, and certifications in the time it takes to microwave a burrito? Now they're just like "Here's a course on how to ask an AI to do your job for you." The absolute AUDACITY of these companies thinking they can replace our blood, sweat, and Stack Overflow tears with "Hey Copilot, make me look competent." Next they'll be offering courses on "How to look busy while an LLM writes your entire codebase" and "Advanced techniques in taking credit for AI-generated solutions." The tech industry's evolution from "prove your worth through impossible certifications" to "just learn to type good prompts" is the greatest betrayal since they removed the headphone jack!

Oh honey, the DRAMA of it all! First they came for the lumberjacks with their fancy chainsaws, then the construction workers with their excavators, even the plumbers with their PEX crimpers! And now? They're coming for US with their shiny AI logos that look like someone's sacred geometry tattoo gone wrong! 💀 Everyone's getting "obsoleted" by technology, but darling, have you SEEN what happens when AI tries to center a div? The machines might write code, but they'll never understand the existential dread of debugging someone else's uncommented spaghetti mess at 3AM while questioning your career choices!

When AI decides to "help" with your codebase, you get poetry in motion and chaos in production. Claude 4 went full Marie Kondo on this poor dev's code - breaking up monoliths, cleaning spaghetti, and creating a masterpiece that sparks joy but crashes spectacularly. It's like hiring a world-class interior designer who makes your house gorgeous but removes all the load-bearing walls. The perfect metaphor for every "revolutionary refactor" that looked amazing in the PR but brought the entire system to its knees. At least it died beautifully.

Remember when we actually had to understand algorithms? Now it's just "fancy bear, what's the optimal way to balance this binary tree?" And Stack Overflow? That's just AI with extra steps and judgment. But coding without internet? That's like trying to remember your ex's phone number – theoretically possible but why would you put yourself through that pain? The real pros among us still have that O'Reilly book collection gathering dust somewhere, just in case the apocalypse hits and we need to remember how pointers work.